XXXtra! Farm Porn. Part UNO!

YALL READY FOR THIS? DUH NUH NUH…!

SOOOOO, I went to visit our FOOD last weekend! Usually the produce and such comes to US at the Penny but I actually got to go visit where all this shitty food comes from! ( THAT’S A JOKE, A JOKE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!)  Hart Perry is the provider of Penington’s seasonal veg/egg/animal protein . Get ready for some overwhelmingly stoopid awesome picture taking on my part, and some recipes a la Chef Penny, off sight in the sticks, fairly to moderately drunk for most of the time,( OFF OF FRESH FREAKING AIR!) booyeah grandma. PS, I wrangled that chicken! Then she gave me her eggs to make me stop. 

This is one of the lunch items I made from ingredients from the farm (and from my host’s fridge…)  

This is my friend Mal, the purdiest damn farmgurl you’d ever dun meet. Fresh sweet peas, three kinds of lettuce, herbs and eggs.

ME, You and everyone we know.

Farm man boys, hubba hubba and hubba.

I “HART” FRITATTAS! : serves 4-6

9 ( FARMFREAKINGFRESH) eggs

1/4 cup sour cream

3 small summer onions, roughly chopped.

handful of mixed herbs, collectively, basil, sorrel, cilantro, dill, parsley, sage, roughly chopped.

5 slices of fresh mozzarella

sea salt and lots of fresh black pepper

olive oil

scallions for garnish.

and some fucking love man, put some LOVE in this shit!

1. Heat skillet and drizzle in some olive oil, carmelize your onions, add a pinch of salt.

2. Mix together eggs, sour, pig pinch o’ salt, pepper and herbs. Pour mixture over onions and cover with lid. Keep flame low. Keep fritatta covers for about 10 minutes.

 

3. When fritatta is still a bit runny on top, add your mozz. slices and cover again for about another 5 minutes, until melted.

4. Garnish with scallions and fresh pepper.

Fresh Sweet Snap Peas with Melon and Mint: serves whatever:

1. Take some fresh snap peas, pop off the stem.

2. Cut up a cantaloupe.

3. Mix together, and add chopped mint, juice of a lime and a pinch of salt!

Our Brunch/Lunch Salad dressing:

1 t mustard

juice of half and orange

juice of one lime

1 t red wine vinegar

3-4 T olive oil

a few leaves of basil

big pinch of salt

fresh cracked pepper

1. Mix it, mix it all!!!!

If you are still hot for more, go ahead, go on…

More pics, and more to come!- I will post dinner fotos next timers.

SHUT UP

SHUT UP

I mean, SHUT UP.

All three of these photos are being used for MC Hammers album cover for the re-release of, “Hammer don’t hurt em.”